Dead On Arrival – A Review of Dead Ever After

May 16, 2013 in Character & Plot Analysis, Dead Ever After - Book 13, Uncategorized

This review has been a long time coming, and I apologise for that – like many of you, I needed some time to process.

At the risk of stating the obvious, plowing through this final book in the Sookie Stackhouse series was….painful. No, scratch that. It was excruciating. It was the reading equivalent of being strung up and repeatedly kicked in the nuts, while having your fingernails pulled out with pliers.

I’m talking Theon Greyjoy type painful, OKAY?

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Smells Like White Wash

May 2, 2013 in Uncategorized

**POST & COMMENTS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**

Time for some breaking news from the Department of Pre-Emptive Strikes And Damage Control.

Only five more days until the release of Dead Ever After, and the fandom is BUZZING! Expect to see lots of pre-release tidbits appearing over the coming days, starting with one from the latest issue of EW, scanned below.

In this publicity piece, dear reader, you will be schooled on what REALLY happened in the Sookie Stackhouse Novels.

For example – did you know that Bill Compton’s trunk attack in Club Dead was nothing more than an attempted assault? It was not, in fact, an ACTUAL RAPE. Fancy that.

I’m so glad that’s cleared up! I would hate to finish this series under the obviously erroneous impression that what’s written on the pages is what actually happened.

Also, all that stuff they told you on the cover blurb of Deadlocked about Sookie and Eric’s problems with Felipe, and Eric being framed for murder? That isn’t really what Deadlocked was about! I guess they just printed that on there to sell lots of books, or something. Deadlocked was really about Sookie discovering she has feelings for….Sam!

Ever get the feeling that you’re being lubed up for something?

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Thanks to Bee for the scans.

News Flash…

April 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

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UPDATE 28 APRIL

You’re probably wondering why things have been so low key here…(besides the obvious).
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Dead Ever After Spoilers – Prologue Now Online

April 24, 2013 in Book Spoilers, Dead Ever After - Book 13, Sookie Stackhouse

With less than two weeks to go, I’d pretty much given up hope that the publisher might see sense and release something….ANYTHING…to generate some buzz for this damn book.

It seems the marketing department have finally realised that keeping it in a dusty box under the bed probably won’t cut it. Penguin have released Dead Ever After’s prologue on their official site, and it’s kind of juicy.

WARNING – SPOILERS AHEAD.  OBVIOUSLY.

So it seems we have the set up for a good versus evil showdown of epic proportions in the pipeline.

  • Cope Carmichael (Amelia’s father) and Tyrese have sold their souls to a devil for a questionable price.
  • Mr Cataliades is all over “Just call me Cope” like white on rice.
  • It’s highly likely that Cope’s rage at not obtaining the cluveil dor before Sookie used it will result in her having the crap bashed out of her…again.
  • The Devil saw fit to inhabit the body of someone “standing behind” Sookie either just before, or at the time she was using the CD on Sam. At that time, both Alcide and Eric were in her immediate proximity. Now I’m wondering who else has “sold their soul”…Alcide….cough.
  • Steve Newlin is off sunning himself on the beach somewhere, lamenting opportunities lost when he’s approached by a man who fits the physical description of Johan Glassport – Sophie-Anne’s lawyer from All Together Dead. Glassport specialised in vampire law. Cast your mind back, and you’ll recall that Mr Glassport was seriously injured in Steve Newlin’s bombing of the hotel in Rhodes – and swore to exact revenge. Now he’s accosting an unsuspecting Newlin on a beach. Chew that over for a bit.
  • Amelia has once again proven that she has a yap-hole the size of the Grand Canyon, and is not to be trusted for any reason whatsoever. She MUST be the Crappiest Friend, Ever.
  • This Devil is all up on Sookie – he knows who she is, and finds her “interesting”. Just add the devil to an endless list of supes who can’t seem to resist the charms of everyone’s favourite telepathic waitress
  • Crossroads are mentioned as preferred meeting places for the devil. This adds some clarity to the frequent references in earlier books to a crossroads existing outside Hot Shot.

There’s quite a bit to digest here, for a prologue. It certainly seems like the set up for something rather awesome – what do you think?

Stop the Presses!

April 7, 2013 in Book Spoilers, Dead Ever After - Book 13

An audio sample of Dead Ever After has surfaced at Amazon.com through their audio book partner Audible. If you’re heading over to listen, I’d warn you to be prepared.

SPOILERS FOR DEA AHEAD!  PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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It seems like we’ve got a third person omniscient narrator describing a scene where Copley “Just Call Me Cope” Carmichael and his chauffeur Tyrese Marley sell their souls to the devil in what I assume are the streets of New Orleans. Yep, you read THAT right – the freakin’ devil. Sorta explains where those hellhounds came from, now doesn’t it?

It seems Amelia’s father is not as prosperous in the wake of Hurricane Katrina as he had hoped, and he’s maneuvering for more influence, prosperity, and  a promise of “something” he’d like in the future. A one-of-a-kind magic fairy object his daughter told him about just might fit the bill.  Or perhaps it’s something more?  The sample fades out before we find out what Tyrese would like in exchange for his soul – something he doesn’t believe he possesses.

I have to admit, I’m a little surprised by the appearance of the devil, although I suppose I shouldn’t be.  Perhaps it’s time I reread Must Love Hellhounds?  I was also surprised by the POV aspect of the sample, and, of course I’m even more anxious to read this book.

If you’re not spoiler averse, I’d suggest you head over to Amazon.com to listen to the sample.  Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments below.

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